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Yeah, so this happened. I love Facebook.

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:10:58 -0500

Yeah, so this happened. I love Facebook.

TACO BELL FUCKLULZ!

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:09:20 -0400

TACO BELL FUCKLULZ!

Google Voice transcriptions are funny as dicks. Especially when...

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 17:42:42 -0400

Google Voice transcriptions are funny as dicks. Especially when you’re drunk at 3:30am.

Yup, it’s pretty much exactly how you would imagine my...

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:56:23 -0400

Yup, it’s pretty much exactly how you would imagine my Twitter word cloud should look.

fallingup79: If the Twitter community was 100 people… I’m...

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:30:37 -0400

fallingup79:

If the Twitter community was 100 people…

I’m one of the loud mouths with more than 100 followers. Also note how there’s 3 loudmouth women, and only 2 loudmouth men.

fuckyeahpalegirl: fuckyeahgodsgirls: Konichiwa, Melodie! WTB:...

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:19:59 -0400

fuckyeahpalegirl:

fuckyeahgodsgirls:

Konichiwa, Melodie!

WTB: A girlfriend that will do this for me. $tacos OBO

(via kanyegate) KANYELULZ!

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:56:41 -0400

(via kanyegate)

KANYELULZ!

Yeah, so this is a thing now.

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:23:52 -0400

Yeah, so this is a thing now.

deleteyourself: This is what grocery shopping looks like in...

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:41:47 -0400

deleteyourself:

This is what grocery shopping looks like in Brooklyn.

PBR FUCK YEAH!

Japanese people are fucking weird. (via)

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 01:11:53 -0400

Japanese people are fucking weird.

(via)

Just spent 20 minutes on this. Do the Amazon people actually...

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:05:00 -0400

Just spent 20 minutes on this. Do the Amazon people actually read these things before they approve them?

[full image]

emzbulletproof: Is this a new technique used in all Barnes...

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:35:23 -0400

emzbulletproof:

Is this a new technique used in all Barnes & Noble store bathrooms?

Not pictured: The book depicting 365 different sexual positions & sitting by the communal sink.

I hope you replaced it with a copy of Twitter Wit, which makes for much better bathroom reading.

I need an app like Twitter Karma, but for Tumblr. Can one of you programmery types get on that? Super. Thx.

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:12:37 -0400

(via pocketcontents)

http://userscripts.org/scripts/review/42480

brienis: fandomslut: unicornzzzzz: dirtypreston: Def the top...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 01:34:08 -0400

brienis:

fandomslut:

unicornzzzzz:

dirtypreston:

Def the top meme on the Kanye thing. It can all stop now.

pie0:

elefantastico:cmygeek everyone go home, this is clearly the superior meme.

this is important.

THIS WINS.

No one can ever beat this.

FUCKLULZ!

1.0% non-free software

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 16:24:10 -0400

ben@ben-desktop:~$ vrms
Non-free packages installed on ben-desktop

fglrx-modaliases          Identifiers supported by the ATI graphics driver
nvidia-173-modaliases     Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-180-modaliases     Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-185-kernel-source NVIDIA binary kernel module source
nvidia-185-libvdpau       Video Decode and Presentation API for Unix
nvidia-96-modaliases      Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-glx-180            Transitional package for nvidia-glx-185
nvidia-glx-185            NVIDIA binary Xorg driver
sun-java6-bin             Sun Java(TM) Runtime Environment (JRE) 6 (architecture
sun-java6-fonts           Lucida TrueType fonts (from the Sun JRE)
sun-java6-jre             Sun Java(TM) Runtime Environment (JRE) 6 (architecture
sun-java6-plugin          The Java(TM) Plug-in, Java SE 6
tangerine-icon-theme      Tangerine Icon theme
unrar                     Unarchiver for .rar files (non-free version)

Contrib packages installed on ben-desktop

flashplugin-installer     Adobe Flash Player plugin installer
flashplugin-nonfree       Adobe Flash Player plugin installer (transitional pack
gstreamer0.10-pitfdll     GStreamer plugin for using MS Windows binary codecs
nvidia-common             Find obsolete NVIDIA drivers
nvidia-settings           Tool of configuring the NVIDIA graphics driver
ttf-mscorefonts-installer Installer for Microsoft TrueType core fonts

14 non-free packages, 1.0% of 1336 installed packages.
6 contrib packages, 0.4% of 1336 installed packages.

(via realprincess) NEVER FORGET

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:06:31 -0400

(via realprincess)

NEVER FORGET

This is why I have such a hard time finding a job. This is the...

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:36:19 -0400

This is why I have such a hard time finding a job. This is the kind of crap that CareerBuilder and other job sites send me. Just remember I used to be a cabinet carpenter.

theduty: GARFIELDDDDD!?!?!?! FUCKLULZ! I chuckled my dick off at...

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 23:26:32 -0400

theduty:

GARFIELDDDDD!?!?!?!

FUCKLULZ! I chuckled my dick off at this. No seriously, where’s my dick?

How to make a sad picture into a funny joke.

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:27:43 -0400

How to make a sad picture into a funny joke.

I wonder how many of my Blackberry-toting best friends have...

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:54:06 -0400

I wonder how many of my Blackberry-toting best friends have accidentally blocked me because of UberTwitter.