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Sep 08
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This is why I have such a hard time finding a job. This is the kind of crap that CareerBuilder and other job sites send me. Just remember I used to be a cabinet carpenter.

This is why I have such a hard time finding a job. This is the kind of crap that CareerBuilder and other job sites send me. Just remember I used to be a cabinet carpenter.

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Sep 07
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theduty: GARFIELDDDDD!?!?!?! FUCKLULZ! I chuckled my dick off at this. No seriously, where’s my dick?

theduty:

GARFIELDDDDD!?!?!?!

FUCKLULZ! I chuckled my dick off at this. No seriously, where’s my dick?

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Sep 04
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How to make a sad picture into a funny joke.

How to make a sad picture into a funny joke.

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I wonder how many of my Blackberry-toting best friends have accidentally blocked me because of UberTwitter.

I wonder how many of my Blackberry-toting best friends have accidentally blocked me because of UberTwitter.

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Sep 02
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That Jordin Sparks bitch

Am I the only one that thinks that Jordin Sparks song Battlefield would make a great hardcore/metal song? Is anyone in a metal band that can make that happen? Or does such a thing exist already?

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Can anyone draw or know the guy that makes those Twitter cartoons? Cause I kinda wanna see this tweet illustrated. Right?

Can anyone draw or know the guy that makes those Twitter cartoons? Cause I kinda wanna see this tweet illustrated. Right?

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Sep 01
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Tumblr -> Twitter?

I don’t think I post too frequently here on Tumblr, but I’m sure a shitload of my followers on Twitter probably don’t follow me on here. Or probably don’t even know what a Tumblr is. Should I forward my Tumblr to my Twitter? Or just link to the really interesting posts?

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thisiswhyyourefat: Taco Burger A Jack in the Box taco stuffed inside a Jumbo Jack Burger with Cheese. (Submitted by Ajay) Now why the fuck didn’t I think of that? I think I know what I’m having for dinner now.

thisiswhyyourefat:

Taco Burger

A Jack in the Box taco stuffed inside a Jumbo Jack Burger with Cheese.

(Submitted by Ajay)

Now why the fuck didn’t I think of that? I think I know what I’m having for dinner now.

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Aug 31
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rsmallbone: baileygenine: This tweet deserves a million stars. In case you didn’t understand it, I took the liberty of drawing it out for you. The cat is on the right. This is why Bailey is awesome: who else would spend hours illustrating a tweet like that? Also, in case you can’t tell from the diagram, I keep the head on the cat the whole time. I gave this one a big fat gold star because I used to torture my exgirlfriend’s cats by putting their heads in my mouth when they were kittens. Then every time I yawned they would run scared.

rsmallbone:

baileygenine:

This tweet deserves a million stars. In case you didn’t understand it, I took the liberty of drawing it out for you. The cat is on the right.

This is why Bailey is awesome: who else would spend hours illustrating a tweet like that? Also, in case you can’t tell from the diagram, I keep the head on the cat the whole time.

I gave this one a big fat gold star because I used to torture my exgirlfriend’s cats by putting their heads in my mouth when they were kittens. Then every time I yawned they would run scared.

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What’s the rule on stealing your own jokes on Twitter? Cause I straight stole this one (with a little addition) from November 2008.

What’s the rule on stealing your own jokes on Twitter? Cause I straight stole this one (with a little addition) from November 2008.

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Just hangin out next to @ev on the Tumblarity… Ok, I see why these kinda posts are silly and I promise I’ll never do it again.

Just hangin out next to @ev on the Tumblarity…

Ok, I see why these kinda posts are silly and I promise I’ll never do it again.

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Re: @sween meme

Just to clarify, this post was an actual screenshot of my outgoing DM’s folder. Not edited with Adobe PhotoShop software™ or anything, well I did crop the picture with Gimp, but you know what I mean. See, @dysolution was even late changing his avatar back, even though he was one of the first to change it.

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I guess it’s time to come clean. It was all my fault, I started it. But it got me a star from @sween, so I guess it was worth it. Hope everyone had fun while it lasted. I guess I know what I’m going to be for Halloween this year.

I guess it’s time to come clean. It was all my fault, I started it. But it got me a star from @sween, so I guess it was worth it. Hope everyone had fun while it lasted. I guess I know what I’m going to be for Halloween this year.

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WTF?

WTF?

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Aug 30
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theduty: PEOPLE OF WAL-MART. it has arrived… and it is glorious. I’d hit it. Wait, I think I did hit that. OH MY GOD HOW MUCH TEQUILA DID I DRINK?

theduty:

PEOPLE OF WAL-MART.

it has arrived…

and it is glorious.

I’d hit it. Wait, I think I did hit that. OH MY GOD HOW MUCH TEQUILA DID I DRINK?

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