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fuckyeahthickbitches:

Yeah, so this happened. I love Facebook.

TACO BELL FUCKLULZ!

Google Voice transcriptions are funny as dicks. Especially when you’re drunk at 3:30am.

Yup, it’s pretty much exactly how you would imagine my Twitter word cloud should look.

fallingup79:

If the Twitter community was 100 people…

I’m one of the loud mouths with more than 100 followers. Also note how there’s 3 loudmouth women, and only 2 loudmouth men.

fuckyeahpalegirl:

fuckyeahgodsgirls:

Konichiwa, Melodie!

WTB: A girlfriend that will do this for me. $tacos OBO

(via kanyegate)

KANYELULZ!

Yeah, so this is a thing now.

deleteyourself:

This is what grocery shopping looks like in Brooklyn.

PBR FUCK YEAH!

Just spent 20 minutes on this. Do the Amazon people actually read these things before they approve them?

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emzbulletproof:

Is this a new technique used in all Barnes & Noble store bathrooms?

Not pictured: The book depicting 365 different sexual positions & sitting by the communal sink.

I hope you replaced it with a copy of Twitter Wit, which makes for much better bathroom reading.

brienis:

fandomslut:

unicornzzzzz:

dirtypreston:

Def the top meme on the Kanye thing. It can all stop now.

pie0:

elefantastico:cmygeek everyone go home, this is clearly the superior meme.

this is important.

THIS WINS.

No one can ever beat this.

FUCKLULZ!