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Nov 10
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Yeah, so this happened. I love Facebook.

Yeah, so this happened. I love Facebook.

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Oct 08
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TACO BELL FUCKLULZ!

TACO BELL FUCKLULZ!

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Sep 26
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Google Voice transcriptions are funny as dicks. Especially when you’re drunk at 3:30am.

Google Voice transcriptions are funny as dicks. Especially when you’re drunk at 3:30am.

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Sep 24
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Yup, it’s pretty much exactly how you would imagine my Twitter word cloud should look.

Yup, it’s pretty much exactly how you would imagine my Twitter word cloud should look.

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fallingup79:
If the Twitter community was 100 people…
I’m one of the loud mouths with more than 100 followers. Also note how there’s 3 loudmouth women, and only 2 loudmouth men.

fallingup79:

If the Twitter community was 100 people…

I’m one of the loud mouths with more than 100 followers. Also note how there’s 3 loudmouth women, and only 2 loudmouth men.

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Sep 23
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fuckyeahpalegirl:

fuckyeahgodsgirls:
Konichiwa, Melodie!


WTB: A girlfriend that will do this for me. $tacos OBO

fuckyeahpalegirl:

fuckyeahgodsgirls:

Konichiwa, Melodie!

WTB: A girlfriend that will do this for me. $tacos OBO

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Sep 22
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(via kanyegate)
KANYELULZ!

(via kanyegate)

KANYELULZ!

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Sep 21
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Yeah, so this is a thing now.

Yeah, so this is a thing now.

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deleteyourself:
This is what grocery shopping looks like in Brooklyn.
PBR FUCK YEAH!

deleteyourself:

This is what grocery shopping looks like in Brooklyn.

PBR FUCK YEAH!

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Japanese people are fucking weird.

(via)

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Sep 18
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Just spent 20 minutes on this. Do the Amazon people actually read these things before they approve them?
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Just spent 20 minutes on this. Do the Amazon people actually read these things before they approve them?

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Sep 17
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emzbulletproof:

Is this a new technique used in all Barnes & Noble store bathrooms?
Not pictured: The book depicting 365 different sexual positions & sitting by the communal sink.

I hope you replaced it with a copy of Twitter Wit, which makes for much better bathroom reading.

emzbulletproof:

Is this a new technique used in all Barnes & Noble store bathrooms?

Not pictured: The book depicting 365 different sexual positions & sitting by the communal sink.

I hope you replaced it with a copy of Twitter Wit, which makes for much better bathroom reading.

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Sep 15
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brienis:

fandomslut:

unicornzzzzz:

dirtypreston:

Def the top meme on the Kanye thing. It can all stop now.
pie0:

elefantastico:cmygeek everyone go home, this is clearly the superior meme.

this is important.


THIS WINS.
No one can ever beat this.

FUCKLULZ!

brienis:

fandomslut:

unicornzzzzz:

dirtypreston:

Def the top meme on the Kanye thing. It can all stop now.

pie0:

elefantastico:cmygeek everyone go home, this is clearly the superior meme.

this is important.

THIS WINS.

No one can ever beat this.

FUCKLULZ!

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Sep 12
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1.0% non-free software

ben@ben-desktop:~$ vrms
Non-free packages installed on ben-desktop

fglrx-modaliases          Identifiers supported by the ATI graphics driver
nvidia-173-modaliases     Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-180-modaliases     Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-185-kernel-source  NVIDIA binary kernel module source
nvidia-185-libvdpau       Video Decode and Presentation API for Unix
nvidia-96-modaliases      Modaliases for the NVIDIA binary X.Org driver
nvidia-glx-180            Transitional package for nvidia-glx-185
nvidia-glx-185            NVIDIA binary Xorg driver
sun-java6-bin             Sun Java(TM) Runtime Environment (JRE) 6 (architecture
sun-java6-fonts           Lucida TrueType fonts (from the Sun JRE)
sun-java6-jre             Sun Java(TM) Runtime Environment (JRE) 6 (architecture
sun-java6-plugin          The Java(TM) Plug-in, Java SE 6
tangerine-icon-theme      Tangerine Icon theme
unrar                     Unarchiver for .rar files (non-free version)

Contrib packages installed on ben-desktop

flashplugin-installer     Adobe Flash Player plugin installer
flashplugin-nonfree       Adobe Flash Player plugin installer (transitional pack
gstreamer0.10-pitfdll     GStreamer plugin for using MS Windows binary codecs
nvidia-common             Find obsolete NVIDIA drivers
nvidia-settings           Tool of configuring the NVIDIA graphics driver
ttf-mscorefonts-installer Installer for Microsoft TrueType core fonts

14 non-free packages, 1.0% of 1336 installed packages.
6 contrib packages, 0.4% of 1336 installed packages.

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